Don't Laugh...That's Neo Talking to you in your Head

Ever notice that there are more and more self checkout lines at grocery stores these days? Particularly Giant and Safeway? yeah. Ever hear about the robots that are being built in Japan that talk and even almost look human? yeah. Mechwarrior robots in the works? yeah. Still think I'm crazy for shouting "The Matrix is Coming! The Matrix is Coming!"???

It gets even better.

Thats right...soon they will be able to control us from the INSIDE - freakin Nanotechnology is upon us!!

Now yeah I know, I know, I'm a crazy sci fi lunatic. But mark my words people...that night after a hearty helping of a Taco Bell value meal...and you have a tingly sensation while you are laying the smackdown on the toilet? Yeah...they will be robots in your poop!!!

SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEOPLE!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh